Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal

"Arcturus Mengsk is basically what would have happened if Luke Skywalker had, at the end of Return of the Jedi, thought, “You know what? That whole Empire thing wasn’t actually so bad. I mean, I could totally rule the universe and not be a dick about it.” Only then he would be a dick about it, and would grow a sweet beard and develop a southern accent. Oh, and he wouldn’t have Force powers anymore, or a lightsaber."